Walled In (2009)
Seriously if I had my way with life then Mischa Barton would be banned from the world of acting because she has the acting ability of a brick. Would have done us all a fucking favour if she had been cemented into the walls during the opening credits.
I really liked the idea of the awesome building in the middle of nowhere, loved the storyline of people being trapped in the walls as well. Don’t really understand why Mother and son of the architect who was also hoyed into the walls remained there but whatever. To be honest the film does get off to a good start but it just turns a bit fucking ridiculous where they try and cram loads of shit in at once. 
Like the little girl featured at the start isn’t really mentioned massively, just made reference to within the film yet at the end it’s her voice creepily echoing around everywhere? Sorry but fuck off thinking that inserting random clips of a creepy childs voice is going to add any elements of shit your pants horror to the ending. 
If it’s set to be demolished then I also don’t get why we have a random old lady and dude who both seem off their tits still squatting there very comfortably? Surely if it’s getting ripped out of the ground the electricity and water would be stopped? YET AGAIN NO LOGIC.
I HATED the fact that the little shit of a son also just assumed Samantha was a “dyke” because she wears “masculine” clothes. Fuck off and don’t even get me started. He acted like a little wuss who needed a good slap throughout the entire thing anyways.

4/10

Walled In (2009)

Seriously if I had my way with life then Mischa Barton would be banned from the world of acting because she has the acting ability of a brick. Would have done us all a fucking favour if she had been cemented into the walls during the opening credits.

I really liked the idea of the awesome building in the middle of nowhere, loved the storyline of people being trapped in the walls as well. Don’t really understand why Mother and son of the architect who was also hoyed into the walls remained there but whatever. To be honest the film does get off to a good start but it just turns a bit fucking ridiculous where they try and cram loads of shit in at once. 

Like the little girl featured at the start isn’t really mentioned massively, just made reference to within the film yet at the end it’s her voice creepily echoing around everywhere? Sorry but fuck off thinking that inserting random clips of a creepy childs voice is going to add any elements of shit your pants horror to the ending. 

If it’s set to be demolished then I also don’t get why we have a random old lady and dude who both seem off their tits still squatting there very comfortably? Surely if it’s getting ripped out of the ground the electricity and water would be stopped? YET AGAIN NO LOGIC.

I HATED the fact that the little shit of a son also just assumed Samantha was a “dyke” because she wears “masculine” clothes. Fuck off and don’t even get me started. He acted like a little wuss who needed a good slap throughout the entire thing anyways.

4/10